Learnings from a Bank Robbery


 

bank robbery

Once upon a time a robbery took place in a small town. The robber shouted to everyone: “All of you don’t move, because the money belongs to the state, but your life belongs to you”.

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”.
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her, “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”

This is called “Being Professional –> Focus only on what you are trained to do!”
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), “Big bro, let’s count how much we got”. The older robber rebutted and said, “You’re very stupid. There’s so much money; why to count? Tonight the TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank.”

This is called “Experience –> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!”
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says, “Wait, wait, wait, let’s put the 5 million we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed”.

This is called “Swim with the tide –> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!”
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The supervisor says, “It will be good if there is a robbery every month”.

This is called “Killing Boredom –> Happiness is most important.”
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The next day, TV news reported that 100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained, “We risked our lives and only took 20 million, while the bank manager took 80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares were now covered by this robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity –> daring to take risks!”

 

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I have 8 years experience working with big companies as well as smaller ones. The bigger companies gave me exposure of quality and best practices whereas, the smaller companies gave me the skill of handling contingencies & formulating business strategies. I have experience in marketing, Customer Relationship Management, customer service, employee engagement, operations, service delivery, vendor management, knowledge management, handling conflicts, recruitment, MIS & Reporting, budgeting, Kaizen, ISMS/ITIL, Six Sigma & Incident/Change management. I have undergone the Leadership Development training three times and have handled On the Job Trainings, Rewards & Recognition & Recreation and Event Management. I have experience working with people from various countries in the continents of US (USA & Canada), Europe (UK, Germany, Denmark, Italy, Spain, France), Asia (China, Korea, Philippines, Japan, including India) and Australia. After these 8 years of job, I decided getting into business and started a Call Center in Pune. I also help other businesses enhance their profits.
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